Now y’all know you wrong fo’ this! What did Michelle ever do to you?!
I just cannot! I am without the necessary facilities to be able to can!
This is so much better than any “this one time at band camp” stories. Michelle, boo. Keep ya head up and keep them gospel albums coming. Shimmy for Jesus. He’d never do you like these folks.
In the meantime, me and my readers will just enjoy—er, observe and review the offerings of Poor Michelle.com